i totally forgot i had this thing!!
(( armastuseta is estonian for “unloving” by the way ))
(( when i mean armastuseta in relation to mel, its basically her peers to her instead of herself being unloving ))
(( so everybody is unloving to her ))
(( whoop ))
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WOW, THANKS *SO MUCH* FOR THAT *INCREDIBLY KIND* GESTURE. I MEAN IT SERIOUSLY *REALLY* MEANS A LOT. AND BY THAT I MEAN THAT IT REALLY DOESN’T MEAN MUCH AT ALL, SEEING AS I DON’T EVEN LIKE PICKLES THAT MUCH EITHER. THEY’RE ACTUALLY SORT OF GROSS. OH, AND THAT’S ALSO A NO TO EATING WITH YOU OR WHATEVER THE HELL. BECAUSE THAT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. EVER.
AND WHEN I YELL AT YOU I’M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY, OK? I’M TRYING TO JUST, YOU KNOW, YELL AT YOU. AND PROBABLY UPSET YOU A BIT TOO, WHOOPS.
YOU KNOW WHAT, THOUGH, I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE. TAKE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT SO LONG AS IT ISN’T SWEETS, BECAUSE SWEETS ARE PRACTICALLY WHAT I LIVE OFF OF AT THIS POINT.
MOVING RIGHT ALONG, THERE WAS LITERALLY NO REASON TO GO AND TAKE A PICTURE OF YOURSELF OR WHATEVER, BUT I GUESS I APPRECIATE IT ANYWAY? OK, NO, I LIED. I DON’T.
ANYWAY, IS BIRCH THAT LITTLE RABBIT THING? SHIT, DIDN’T YOU SAY THAT THING COULD PROTECT YOU AT ONE POINT, BECAUSE HE REALLY DOESN’T LOOK ALL THAT CAPABLE OF DOING THAT.
but you don’t upset me! a lot of people do try to do that to me, so i guess i’m like immune to it maybe?? i don’t let it get to me lots!
yay!! i won’t take your candy or anything, i have some back at my compartment. actually, birch hid it from me and that’s another reason why i took your food too. ): blame him.
and yes that is birch!! maybe one day when he goes into fighting mode i can take a picture and send it to you! actually, i think i have one saved, so let me go see if i can find it in my harddrive.
i found this on my camera, by the way. i thought you would like it.
our first picture together!! isn’t that exciting.
I’M *FUN*? WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN WRONG WITH THE PAN IN YOUR HEAD, LIKE DOES IT EVEN FUNCTION OR ARE YOU FOREVER STUCK SPEWING NONSENSE IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF EVERYONE WHO’S UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO SPEAK WITH YOU. OH, AND FOR THE RECORD, I COULDN’T GIVE FEWER FUCKS ABOUT YOUR LITTLE DEMON FRIEND OR WHOEVER THE HELL ANGELINA IS. I NEED TO EAT TOO, AND SINCE I’M THE PERSON THAT WENT OUT AND *BOUGHT* THAT FOOD, I THINK I DESERVE IT MORE THAN YOU GUYS DO. OH, AND YES, I WOULD YELL AT YOU FOR THAT. IF YOU’RE GOING TO STEAL MY FOOD, AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO RUN AWAY WITH IT INSTEAD OF EATING IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND RUBBING IT IN MY FACE, OR WHATEVER.
THAT WASN’T AN INVITATION, THOUGH, THAT WAS JUST
UGH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, BUT I *PROMISE YOU* THAT IT WAS NOT AN INVITATION TO COME IN HERE AND STEAL MY STUFF.
I DON’T EVEN CARE, I’D STILL TOTALLY FIND A WAY TO BREAK YOUR LAMP.
OH, AND HERE, I DREW YOU A MORE ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN.
THAT’S YOU RUNNING AWAY WITH MY FOOD AND ME FLIPPING YOU OFF BECAUSE OF IT IN CASE YOU COULDN’T TELL.
WAIT, SHIT, I FORGOT YOUR TAIL.
then we can all eat it together!! i’ll bring what food i have left too. they’re pickles. i don’t like pickles all that much. you can have them if you want!
also yes you are fun!! i think you’re funny and awesome, even when you yell at me and stuff! you make me laugh. i’m actually surprised you haven’t heard me in your house when i’m laughing!
and i’m not stealing ALLLLL of your stuff. just like, a sandwich maybe? i dunno! i had to be quick about it because you would probably scream if you saw me in there. )’:
and here’s a picture of me right now.
that’s angelina and birch in the background.
don’t mind them!!
WELL YOU DEFINITELY KNOW MORE PEOPLE THAN JUST ME, ALRIGHT? SO HOW ABOUT YOU JUST GO OFF AND BOTHER ONE OF THEM, INSTEAD. *PLEASE*. I MEAN I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO EAT TO BEGIN WITH, THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WITH SO MUCH MORE FOOD ROTTING AWAY IN THEIR THERMAL HULL, OR REFRIGERATOR, OR WHATEVER YOU CALL THAT THING.
AND REALLY, BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY DON’T REMEMBER THAT HAPPENING.
OK, THEN I’LL BE YOUR ROOMMATE. I WILL BE YOUR ROOMMATE AND I WILL RUIN LITERALLY EVERYTHING FOR YOU. WHAT’S THAT, MELISSA, YOU LIKE THAT LAMP OVER THERE IN THE CORNER? OH, OK. WHOOPS, I JUST SMASHED IT TO THE GROUND AND WATCHED IT SHATTER INTO A MILLION PIECES. MY BAD.
THAT’S WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE, OK, IT’LL BE AWFUL.
but you’re more fun!! ): besides, i don’t eat much anyway, with the whole being dead and a demon stuff going on. i took all of it because angelina wanted some too! we would eat over at your hive thingy but you’d probably yell at us.
and also YES!!! you doubted that i could be watching you inside your hive house whatever you mean. so i just proved that i could!
also with a whole civilization devoted to magic and the well being of the employees or whatever we are, you’d think we’d have some protective runes or spells or something over the objects that belong to individuals.
meaning, you can’t break my pretty white porcelain lamp!! i could probably break yours, though.
here’s a picture of us being friends to make everything better!!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO *ME*, THOUGH. THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE ELSE YOU CAN MOOCH OFF OF OR WHATEVER THE HELL. OH, AND I HAVE TO EAT, TOO, I MEAN I JUST
I NEVER EVEN INVITED YOU INTO MY HIVE, AND NOW YOU’RE STEALING ALL OF MY FOOD, TOO?
I’M LITERALLY GOING TO STARVE. IF I DIE FROM LACK OF EATING, I’M GOING TO HAUNT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT?
because 1.) i dunno that many people. and i can’t remember what i was going to say for number 2.
also you invited me to your hive thingy. you sort of… alluded to it. so i just took you up on that offer.
aaaaanyway, if you die, you couldn’t haunt me, because you’d probably just end up becoming my roommate!
Ill Have To Remember That
And Not Really No Just Getting A Feel For The Topography And Potential Areas For Expansion
I Eventually Plan To Have The Oasis Surrounding My Hive Expand To Cover The Majority Of The Desert It Exists In
ooh. i’ve never heard of anyone doing that before. then again, i live in an apartment with no room to actually expand at all.
also, if you’re just going to turn it into a giant oasis, that would be more like… ionno, but not a desert?? like a rainforest! but not foresty? hm…